If you Give an Alcoholic a Shot

If You Give an Alcoholic a Shot

If you give an alcoholic a shot,
They are probably going to ask for the bottle,
If you give them the bottle,
They'll probably as for a bigger glass,
When they're all finished they'll ask for the keys,
Then they will get up and make their way to grab them,
When they grab for the keys,
They might notice the keys are gone,
So they'll probably ask where they went,
When they are finished trying to remember where their keys went,
They will start pacing,
They might even get carried away and punch something,
Once they have calmed down a bit,
They'll probably want a snack,
So you'll have to fix something up for them,
They will eat it all and begin to look around
In an effort ot quench their thirst,
So.........
They will ask for another bottle,
And chances are if they ask for another bottle,
They are going to want a shot to go with it.